Note to whom it concerns:

Don’t watch spooky/scary stuff before going to bed in a silent, dark house- other wise, you may end up like me.

My scenario:

I watched American Horror Story. As soon as it finished, I had to go to the bathroom. 

I proceeded by opening iTunes and playing the Ghostbusters theme song. Then, I turned on the flashlight app on my phone and cautiously walked to the bathroom. I took care of business, washed my hands, and then dashed back to my bed and leaped about five feet onto the bed to avoid getting my feet near the opening underneath my bed frame and covered myself immediately in the sheets.

I don’t remember if I flushed the toilet because I was scared.